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Old 05-30-2011, 18:57   #1241
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Thanks for resurrecting this thread. I just joined a short time ago and I would have missed it. I got a lot of laughs out of it!
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Old 11-13-2011, 13:48   #1242
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.......You want AK-47 Ice Cube trays.........
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Old 11-13-2011, 22:34   #1243
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Yes, It's back!

How about, you know your daughter's a gun nut when she see's your old .22 and decides she wants her own because you have one (and then won't let you shoot hers!)
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Old 11-13-2011, 23:11   #1244
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Old 11-13-2011, 23:45   #1245
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Old 11-14-2011, 22:22   #1246
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Old 11-16-2011, 19:53   #1247
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Old 11-22-2011, 20:33   #1248
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.. If you read this as 1000+ ways to become a bigger gun nut!
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Old 05-04-2012, 15:24   #1249
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When your kids were babies, you would sneak into their room and dab a little Hoppe's #9 under their nose's, so they could enjoy the scent as much as you have..........

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Old 05-04-2012, 19:13   #1250
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..if your fiancée's AR-15 cost more than her wedding ring...
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Old 05-05-2012, 06:37   #1251
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When your kids were babies, you would sneak into their room and dab a little Hoppe's #9 under their nose's, so they could enjoy the scent as much as you have..........



Oh man, this for the win!
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Old 05-05-2012, 17:20   #1252
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When your kids were babies, you would sneak into their room and dab a little Hoppe's #9 under their nose's, so they could enjoy the scent as much as you have..........

Hell, It's my new cologne.
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Old 05-11-2012, 23:33   #1253
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If the letters and numbers on your vanity license plate are gun related.

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Old 05-16-2012, 06:01   #1254
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here's what i was told by my grandfather:

it was originally made in 1906.
and it was designated "thirty caliber of 1906". Because there previously existed an earlier .30 cal round.
it was shortened (who wants to say all that) to "thirty of '06" (pronounced 'oh-six').
then eventually became "thirty alt six".

just easier to say i guess, but i'm no historian. that's just what i heard.
Aught - noun: 1. A cipher (0); zero
2. Aughts: the first decade of a century, especially the years 1900 - 1909 or 2000 to 2009

As in "thirty aught-six"
. The 30 caliber invented in nineteen aught six.
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Old 05-16-2012, 06:39   #1255
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Old 05-16-2012, 09:58   #1256
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Aught - noun: 1. A cipher (0); zero
2. Aughts: the first decade of a century, especially the years 1900 - 1909 or 2000 to 2009

As in "thirty aught-six"
. The 30 caliber invented in nineteen aught six.
......When you argue about "thirty alt six" vs "aught six".

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Old 05-16-2012, 13:27   #1257
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......When you argue about "thirty alt six" vs "aught six".

I guess we're ALL GUN NUTS, then!
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Old 06-20-2012, 23:48   #1258
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Hey Glockdude, someone's trying to steal your thunder!

http://www.calguns.net/calgunforum/s...49#post8773449
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Old 06-20-2012, 23:54   #1259
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If you're still subscribed to this damn thread even though you haven't owned or shot a gun in years.


Actually, I don't know how to unsubscribe.
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Old 06-21-2012, 07:55   #1260
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Hey Glockdude, someone's trying to steal your thunder!

http://www.calguns.net/calgunforum/s...49#post8773449
They have a long way to go!!



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