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Old 04-03-2012, 16:14   #21
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I'm moving to Alabama.
dont forget the other part of alabama's motto: "if she smokes, she pokes".
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Old 04-03-2012, 16:16   #22
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Old 04-03-2012, 16:19   #23
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Old 04-03-2012, 16:28   #24
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dont forget the other part of alabama's motto: "if she smokes, she pokes".
Is that the same as, if she is legal to smoke then she is legal to poke?
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Old 04-03-2012, 20:22   #25
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Is that the same as, if she is legal to smoke then she is legal to poke?
if she smokes (cigs) then there isnt a wait to get her in bed.

typical Alabama woman, smokes cigs, drinks bud light, likes trucks and motor cycles, probably has more than one tattoo, has had more boyfriends or husbands than she has pairs of shoes.....


what do Alabama women and cow pies have in common?

the older they get, the easier they are to pick up.


i kid i kid. with my looks im just lucky to live in Alabama where i can still get layed.
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Old 04-04-2012, 05:48   #27
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if she smokes (cigs) then there isnt a wait to get her in bed.

typical Alabama woman, smokes cigs, drinks bud light, likes trucks and motor cycles, probably has more than one tattoo, has had more boyfriends or husbands than she has pairs of shoes.....


what do Alabama women and cow pies have in common?

the older they get, the easier they are to pick up.


i kid i kid. with my looks im just lucky to live in Alabama where i can still get layed.
The last part now makes me want to move there. Maybe there is hope after all.
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Something about the Stars at Night and being big.

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Old 04-07-2012, 20:25   #40
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Wisconsin --

Our real state motto is "Forward"

For those of us who live in the southeast part of the state we feel like the motto is:
"Welcome to North Chicago"
and our battle cry is "FIBs go home!"
(FIB = *******in Illinois Ba****ds)
Now, of course, we love the money they spend up here. But a lot of them seem to think they are owed everything and that we are their servants.

Sorry to you Illionois residents on the boards. I know it wasn't YOU!
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