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12-20-2012, 20:14
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Pinche Gringo
Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: Grand Junction Colorado
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was just the victim of a citizen's pullover
I was on my way home and admittedly probably going a little fast, turned onto my next to last road and this Jeep is up my ass.....
I do not get bent about road manners much so I just ignore it, get to final turn and he is UP my ass, cannot even see his headlights.
Mind you; I drive a 3/4 ton diesel with a big ass bumper, I slow to almost a stop and turn onto my street, he is giving me a colonoscopy at this point, I pull over and slam on brakes and roll down window. This is a pretty rural area, I lean out the window and say "Is there an issue here?". I have a revolver and cell phone in hands.
This little retard starts yelling "I saw you speeding down my road dammit!!!" "I got your plates!!!"
I calmly say "are you a Law Enforcement Officer?" "what if I am", OK, so you are not, turn around and go home. "NO!, I saw you speeding!".
"Why don't you get out of your Jeep and come to my truck window and talk about this?"  "NO!" "I got yo plates!"
OK, I have yours too, get out and say what you have to say or turn your ass around and go home.
"NO!" "I am turning you in for speeding!"
Great, I have 911 dialing right now, what's your name?
"You are calling the cops?"
Yep. Now turn around and go HOME jackass.
"I seen you, I seen your truck and plates, you're a SPEEDER!"
whips a u turn and goes home.
what kind of special retard is this?
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12-20-2012, 20:16
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Am Yisrael Chai
Join Date: Jan 2007
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Sorry for road-raging you like that, but I was already upset cause Judge Judy was preempted for a white house announcement. I just wasn't myself.  
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12-20-2012, 21:30
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Senior Member
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Location: Jensen Beach
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12-20-2012, 20:17
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Punkin' Drublic
Join Date: Dec 2009
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You got his plates. Now go bang his wife.
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12-21-2012, 11:28
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Join Date: Nov 2003
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Angry Fist
You got his plates. Now go bang his wife.
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12-23-2012, 22:34
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Senior Member
Join Date: Feb 2009
Location: Northern Virginia
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Angry Fist
You got his plates. Now go bang his wife.
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Now that is the right idea.
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12-20-2012, 20:17
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Join Date: Jun 2004
Location: Amarillo, Tx
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Wow, the temptation to slam on the brakes would have been almost unbearable.
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12-20-2012, 21:09
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Location: va
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Quote:
Originally Posted by NeverMore1701
Wow, the temptation to slam on the brakes would have been almost unbearable.
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This. If I am doing my usual 5 miles over the speed limit and someone is completely riding my ass, I give the brakes a little tap or I slow down. This is my way of letting them know I don't appreciate it and I can annoy them as well.
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12-27-2012, 03:27
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Quote:
Originally Posted by NeverMore1701
Wow, the temptation to slam on the brakes would have been almost unbearable.
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Agree at that point I would have hit them full until impact Got out of the truck rolling around on the ground holding my neck screeming why did you hit me. He then says why did you hit your brakes I wasn't going to run over that dog Why the hell did you hit me OH MY NECK
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12-20-2012, 20:20
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der Führer
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This little retard starts yelling "I saw you speeding down my road dammit!!!" "I got your plates!!!"
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I would have replied "good for you. Now F-off!" And pulled away. If he keeps following, he can follow me to the nearest Police Precinct. We'll see how he likes that.
Let us know if he does report you for speeding, if the Police show up.
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12-20-2012, 20:22
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Join Date: May 2005
Location: Where the buffalo roam
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Is George Zimmerman out on bail? HH
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12-20-2012, 20:24
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This is how legedary GNG threads start.
He has your plates. The proof is irrisputable.
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12-20-2012, 21:27
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Senior Member
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Location: S FL
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Mayhem like Me
Are you in Louisiana, did he have an MMA t-shirt on??
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Quote:
Originally Posted by ocjackel
This is how legedary GNG threads start.
He has your plates. The proof is irrisputable.
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I wouldn't have stopped and had any interaction with him.
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12-20-2012, 21:32
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LongTerm Food
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Location: NC
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Quote:
Originally Posted by HollowHead
Is George Zimmerman out on bail? HH
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Naaa.... That probably was a whinny leftist brown-shirt looking for street cred.
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12-21-2012, 21:19
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Senior Member
Join Date: Aug 2009
Location: Willoughby, Ohio USA
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Quote:
Originally Posted by hollowhead
is george zimmerman out on bail? Hh
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lmao!
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12-20-2012, 20:22
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Semper Paratus
Join Date: Mar 2001
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Quote:
Originally Posted by gjk5
I was on my way home and admittedly probably going a little fast, turned onto my next to last road and this Jeep is up my ass.....
I do not get bent about road manners much so I just ignore it, get to final turn and he is UP my ass, cannot even see his headlights.
Mind you; I drive a 3/4 ton diesel with a big ass bumper, I slow to almost a stop and turn onto my street, he is giving me a colonoscopy at this point, I pull over and slam on brakes and roll down window. This is a pretty rural area, I lean out the window and say "Is there an issue here?". I have a revolver and cell phone in hands.
This little retard starts yelling "I saw you speeding down my road dammit!!!" "I got your plates!!!"
I calmly say "are you a Law Enforcement Officer?" "what if I am", OK, so you are not, turn around and go home. "NO!, I saw you speeding!".
"Why don't you get out of your Jeep and come to my truck window and talk about this?" "NO!" "I got yo plates!"
OK, I have yours too, get out and say what you have to say or turn your ass around and go home.
"NO!" "I am turning you in for speeding!"
Great, I have 911 dialing right now, what's your name?
"You are calling the cops?"
Yep. Now turn around and go HOME jackass.
"I seen you, I seen your truck and plates, you're a SPEEDER!"
whips a u turn and goes home.
what kind of special retard is this? |
Are you in Louisiana, did he have an MMA t-shirt on??
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12-20-2012, 20:24
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Firm member
Join Date: May 2005
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Mayhem like Me
Are you in Louisiana, did he have an MMA t-shirt on??
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Oh, good god! HH
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12-20-2012, 20:29
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Pinche Gringo
Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: Grand Junction Colorado
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Mayhem like Me
Are you in Louisiana, did he have an MMA t-shirt on??
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I should have put him in a rear naked choke, it was discusting.....
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"A society of sheep must in time beget a government of wolves" - Bertrand de Jouvenel
"The state that separates its scholars from its warriors will have its thinking done by cowards, and its fighting by fools." - Thucydides.
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12-23-2012, 01:14
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Glock Gimp
Join Date: Aug 2008
Location: Kansas
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Mayhem like Me
Are you in Louisiana, did he have an MMA t-shirt on??
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Originally Posted by Magnus2131
LW would have laughed that round off her chest.
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Originally Posted by Lone_Wolfe
And then gone and stuffed the gun up the ass of the Hajji bastard that shot me!
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12-20-2012, 20:26
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I believe I would have "saw" a dog and slam on my brakes, my bumper is a little dented already and my hitch would have done some damage, then tell him he shouldn't follow so closely.
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12-21-2012, 14:26
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Senior Member
Join Date: Oct 2012
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Gixxerjoe04
I believe I would have "saw" a dog and slam on my brakes, my bumper is a little dented already and my hitch would have done some damage, then tell him he shouldn't follow so closely. |
Same here. If I had a guy riding me that close, and I was in a big truck like the OP, I would've seen a precious little dog, and would've become the world's biggest animal lover in a split second. I would speed up, hope the guy speeds up and keeps close, and then slam on my breaks and lock my wheels up as fast as I could. A bumper is cheap to replace, and a trailer hitch would totally **** his car up and potentially blow the airbags, totaling his car, and it would be totally his fault. 
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12-20-2012, 20:27
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Location: Sunny South Florida
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One who has a death wish... If he met another special human who happened to be armed, the likely outcome would be 1 special human in a body bag and 1 in prison.
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12-20-2012, 20:33
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I wouls notify the local LEO's and keep an eye out but otherwise not do anything to cause trouble.
May be a real nut case from all anyone knows.
Be safe and alert!
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12-20-2012, 20:35
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Semper Paratus
Join Date: Mar 2001
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Quote:
Originally Posted by DWARREN123
I wouls notify the local LEO's and keep an eye out but otherwise not do anything to cause trouble.
May be a real nut case from all anyone knows.
Be safe and alert!
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I agree 100% Anyone that would do that in this day and age is a fruitbat..
no offense to any fruitbats or relatives thereof that may frequent this forum..
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How do you establish intent?
Well when a naked man is chasing a woman down an alley with a butcher knife and a hard on, I figure he's not collecting for the red cross...Inspector H. Callahan
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12-20-2012, 20:35
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Reminds me of those youtube videos of people screaming at cops for not wearing seatbelts
Luckily the guy in your situation wasn't crazy enough to do anything.
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