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Old 12-04-2012, 18:25   #1
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Steven Seagal accepts no-rules fight against Randy Couture

Morning Report: Steven Seagal accepts no-rules fight against Randy Couture on stipulation that no witnesses are present

http://www.mmafighting.com/2012/12/4...e-no-witnesses


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Old 12-04-2012, 18:28   #2
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Morning Report: Steven Seagal accepts no-rules fight against Randy Couture on stipulation that no witnesses are present

http://www.mmafighting.com/2012/12/4...e-no-witnesses


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Old 12-04-2012, 18:40   #5
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Seriously?
Whatever he may be and whatever skills remain he is an old, overweight guy.
How does that saying go, too fat to run / too old to fight.
Anyway, Segal's principe martial art is Hapkido, great on the street, gut against an MMA champ...... I don't think so.
So much wrong with this.
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Old 12-04-2012, 18:43   #6
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Seriously?
Whatever he may be and whatever skills remain he is an old, overweight guy.
How does that saying go, too fat to run / too old to fight.
Anyway, Segal's principe martial art is Hapkido, great on the street, gut against an MMA champ...... I don't think so.
So much wrong with this.
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Old 12-04-2012, 21:11   #7
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Seriously?
Whatever he may be and whatever skills remain he is an old, overweight guy.
How does that saying go, too fat to run / too old to fight.
Anyway, Segal's principe martial art is Hapkido, great on the street, gut against an MMA champ...... I don't think so.
So much wrong with this.
His style is not Hapkido it is Akido or Aikido (i've seen it spelled both ways). Maybe someone can chime in with the correct spelling.
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Old 12-04-2012, 21:14   #8
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His style is not Hapkido it is Akido or Aikido (i've seen it spelled both ways). Maybe someone can chime in with the correct spelling.
Never studied it, but I'm not sure there is a "correct" spelling in English. Pretty interesting martial art though.
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Old 12-05-2012, 07:58   #9
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His style is not Hapkido it is Akido or Aikido (i've seen it spelled both ways). Maybe someone can chime in with the correct spelling.
Agree, I am mistaken (don't tell my wife)
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Anyway, Segal's principe martial art is Hapkido...
Aikido, but with some other experience
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Seriously?
Whatever he may be and whatever skills remain he is an old, overweight guy.
How does that saying go, too fat to run / too old to fight.
Anyway, Segal's principe martial art is Hapkido, great on the street, gut against an MMA champ...... I don't think so.
So much wrong with this.
They will fight in a bar with who talks the most trash. I don't see either one of them as being in "prime shape" anymore. Maybe Seagal is going to have him in one of his movies.
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Old 12-05-2012, 18:50   #12
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A fight between someone who often pretended to fight vs. someone who actually fought (a lot...of other tough and talented fighters) is a no-brainer. Couture would absolutely destroy him.
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Old 12-05-2012, 18:54   #13
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They will fight in a bar with who talks the most trash. I don't see either one of them as being in "prime shape" anymore. Maybe Seagal is going to have him in one of his movies.
dont get it twisted, randy is still near the shape of a worldclass combat athlete.
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dont get it twisted, randy is still near the shape of a worldclass combat athlete.
No doubt. When people say "freak of nature", Couture fits in that category. Not only is he in better shape at almost 50 than most guys are in their 20's, he's got the experience to back it up. He's not a man to mess with.
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You are all asking the wrong questions.
The correct question is:
"Who would win: Randy on Meth or Steven on PCP?"
I think we all know the answer.
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dont get it twisted, randy is still near the shape of a worldclass combat athlete.
But didn't he get beaten on tv? I would never tell you that an athlete should be dissed but I can also tell you for a fact that I have known Golden Gloves boxers to be as capable of killing at 65 as a twenty year old. So if Steve would connect it may be bad for Randy. I don't expect them to fight at all but this would make great promotion for a movie.
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But didn't he get beaten on tv? I would never tell you that an athlete should be dissed but I can also tell you for a fact that I have known Golden Gloves boxers to be as capable of killing at 65 as a twenty year old. So if Steve would connect it may be bad for Randy. I don't expect them to fight at all but this would make great promotion for a movie.
first off, yeah he lost his last fight to Lyoto Machida, a top tier martial artist nearly half his age. that doesnt make him any less an athlete.

i almost guarantee that Couture could take any power punch Steve could give hi, hes not known for knockout power.

although i know this is mostly a novelty idea, i am surprised that any of you believe that Segal would have a chance in hell. He hasnt competed in a long time, if ever, and probably isnt all that conditioned. Akido demonstrations are far different than actual competition with guys that arent going to do a flip for you when you grab their wrists.
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iv never understood peoples obsession with steven seagal. i wish it would be a televised fight.
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Old 12-04-2012, 18:42   #19
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Seagal will get destroyed. No chance whatsoever.
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I don't know. I just don't know. I have seen all of Segals movies. Even the crappy direct to video ones. I think maybe, just maybe, he could take Randy.


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Segal is a washed up, has been bum, that never was any good.
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Segal is a washed up, has been bum, that never was any good.
might be true , but i wouldnt **** with him . randy would wax his ass thou
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