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 11-14-2012, 13:39 #1 Dinky Numpty     Join Date: May 2003 Posts: 16,414 Laws 1Law of Mechanical Repair - After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch and you'll have to pee. 2.Law of Gravity - Any tool, nut, bolt, screw, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible place in the universe. 3.Law of Probability - The probability of being watched is directly proportional to the stupidity of your act. 4.Law of Random Numbers - If you dial a wrong number, you never get a busy signal - and someone always answers. 6.Variation Law - If you change lines (or traffic lanes), the one you were in will always move faster than the one you are in now (works every time). 7.Law of the Bath - When the body is fully immersed in water, the telephone rings. 8.Law of Close Encounters - The probability of meeting someone you know INCREASES dramatically when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with. 9.Law of the Result - When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, IT WILL!!! 10.Law of Biomechanics - The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach. 11..Law of the Theater & Hockey Arena - At any event, the people whose seats are furthest from the aisle, always arrive last. They are the ones who will leave their seats several times to go for food, beer, or the toilet and who leave early before the end of the performance or the game is over. The folks in the aisle seats come early, never move once, have long gangly legs or big bellies and stay to the bitter end of the performance. The aisle people also are very surly folk. 12.The Coffee Law - As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold. 13.Murphy's Law of Lockers - If there are only 2 people in a locker room, they will have adjacent lockers. 14.Law of Physical Surfaces - The chances of an open-faced jelly sandwich landing face down on a floor, are directly correlated to the newness and cost of the carpet or rug. 15.Law of Logical Argument - Anything is possible IF you don't know what you are talking about. 16.Brown's Law of Physical Appearance - If the clothes fit, they're ugly. 17.Oliver's Law of Public Speaking--A CLOSED MOUTH GATHERS NO FEET!!! 18.Wilson's Law of Commercial Marketing Strategy - As soon as you find a product that you really like, they will stop making it. 19.Doctors' Law - If you don't feel well, make an appointment to go to the doctor, by the time you get there you'll feel better.. But don't make an appointment, and you'll stay sick.
 11-14-2012, 23:18 #2 Bullman Deranged Deputy     Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: SW Virginia Posts: 26,286 the law of mechanical repair and the law of dusting for fingerprints are most similar. __________________ Yeah, I'm a champion To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 signatures. How DUI enforcement should really work. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 signatures.
11-15-2012, 08:46   #3
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 Originally Posted by Bullman the law of mechanical repair and the law of dusting for fingerprints are most similar.

 11-15-2012, 00:31 #4 kirgi08 Silver Membership Southern Rogue.     Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Acme proving grounds. Posts: 31,502 Blog Entries: 1 W3RD,how long that take Mike?,musta been numerous interuptions.'08. __________________ I'd rather be judged by 12 than carried by 6 If you look like food,You will be eaten. Rip Chad.You will be missed.
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 Originally Posted by kirgi08 W3RD,how long that take Mike?,musta been numerous interuptions.'08.
I am betting it was a copy and paste job.
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11-15-2012, 08:48   #6
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 Originally Posted by kirgi08 W3RD,how long that take Mike?,musta been numerous interuptions.'08.

See Law #5

 11-15-2012, 00:42 #7 rednoved NRA Member     Join Date: Jul 2012 Location: Texas Posts: 2,969 Nice.
 11-16-2012, 20:58 #8 BabyTaz Mrs Codivecop     Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Northern CO Posts: 9,275 #19 also applies to the dentist! Posted using Outdoor Hub Campfire __________________ "The computer is a machine the people use to avoid work-mostly by watching silly little videos" -Marlene the Otter I love you Codive!!
 11-16-2012, 21:20 #9 kirgi08 Silver Membership Southern Rogue.     Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Acme proving grounds. Posts: 31,502 Blog Entries: 1 Get'm girl.'08. __________________ I'd rather be judged by 12 than carried by 6 If you look like food,You will be eaten. Rip Chad.You will be missed.
 11-17-2012, 09:01 #10 kcb Southern Lady     Join Date: May 2005 Location: God's BEAUTIFUL World Posts: 29,430 Very good, Dinky, AND absolutely the TRUTH!!!! __________________ Karen Last edited by kcb; 11-17-2012 at 09:01..
 11-18-2012, 11:06 #11 scratchy wilson Silver Membership Senior Member   Join Date: Jun 2005 Posts: 2,996 Cole's Law Thinly sliced cabbage.
 11-18-2012, 12:15 #12 kirgi08 Silver Membership Southern Rogue.     Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Acme proving grounds. Posts: 31,502 Blog Entries: 1 And corned beef.'08. __________________ I'd rather be judged by 12 than carried by 6 If you look like food,You will be eaten. Rip Chad.You will be missed.
11-18-2012, 20:59   #13
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 Originally Posted by kirgi08 And corned beef.'08.
FEAST! Jes!

11-21-2012, 18:14   #14
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Roger's cookin' supper for us all!
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2.9979E10 cm/sec -- it's not just a good idea; it's the law

 11-22-2012, 00:15 #15 kirgi08 Silver Membership Southern Rogue.     Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Acme proving grounds. Posts: 31,502 Blog Entries: 1 Youse all gonna lose weight then,I gotta work 16hrs on T-day.Mom is Wife is and I ain't got no choice.Hours are hard ta come by.They get ta I gotta work.'08. __________________ I'd rather be judged by 12 than carried by 6 If you look like food,You will be eaten. Rip Chad.You will be missed.
 11-22-2012, 03:23 #16 HandyMan Hugh NRA Life Member     Join Date: May 2002 Location: Formerly of Hallstead, PA Posts: 6,143 Nicely done Dinky. Here's one more that you can add for the next edition. Murphy's Law of Extreme Sufficiency. If a little is good, then more is better, then too much is just perfect. Go for the biggest hammer that you can lift! __________________ HandyMan Hugh D.H.M.D. NRA Life Member/Certified Pistol Instructor Remember when seconds count the police are just minutes away! As good as they are, They can't be everywhere at once!

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