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11-10-2012, 20:43
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Got punched in the mouth today!!!
So I'm out of town in Palm beach gardens visiting a friend I went to his girlfriends house for dinner with their family. It was him, his girl, her sister and the two girls parents along with me.
Mom is a hottie. For what its worth. I mean, she is just smoking!!!
So after dinner we were talking and I got the vibe that they were trying to set me up with the sister.
That's cool. She's hot too. So I'm game to see where it goes.
Well to not prolong this, mom was bending over showing the girlfriend a yoga pose. Beyond the mom, the sister was in a mini skirt and lotioning up her legs!
Well pops caught me looking and said HOW ARE YOU GOING TO COME IN MY HOUSE AND INSULT ME BY CHECKING OUT MY WIFE RIGHT IN FRONT OF ME??
Honest- I said the first thing that came to my mind. I wasn't even thinking.
"I wasn't checking out your wife I swear! I was checking out Natalie!"
Bam.
I was about to call the cops after he dragged me out but...
Time to drink. I will update on if the girl likes me or not.
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Last edited by Eurodriver; 11-11-2012 at 17:06..
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11-10-2012, 20:48
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Aw sheet main
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Bless your heart. Life is really hard on you, isn't it.
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11-10-2012, 20:48
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Well good luck. Only thing worse than a punch to the teeth is a punch to the teeth and not scoring.
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11-10-2012, 20:49
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Epic.
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11-10-2012, 20:49
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Of all of the People in the whole world this could have happened to, I would not have imagined it would be you.
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA !
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11-10-2012, 20:55
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Probably wasn't the smartest reply. But you already knew that.
Any pics?
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11-10-2012, 22:02
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iWhat?
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Averageman
Of all of the People in the whole world this could have happened to, I would not have imagined it would be you.
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA !
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11-10-2012, 20:56
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For the record since I posted this while driving (legal in fl) I was not checking out the mom at all. Just to be clear. I was checking out the daughter but mom was in the way.
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11-10-2012, 21:03
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Eurodriver
For the record since I posted this while driving (legal in fl) I was not checking out the mom at all. Just to be clear. I was checking out the daughter but mom was in the way.
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"Life is hard; its harder when you're stupid."-John Wayne.
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11-11-2012, 14:29
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Eurodriver
For the record since I posted this while driving (legal in fl) I was not checking out the mom at all. Just to be clear. I was checking out the daughter but mom was in the way.
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You offer to suck someone's dick if they will get us to stop hating you and then you tell us you post while driving. 
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I mean, I’m mentally ill, not mentally deficient! There's a difference between psycho and stupid.
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11-11-2012, 16:22
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Originally Posted by Silent_Runner
You offer to suck someone's dick if they will get us to stop hating you and then you tell us you post while driving. |
for the record, I didn't take him up on his offer. 
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11-11-2012, 16:25
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Eurodriver
For the record since I posted this while driving (legal in fl) I was not checking out the mom at all. Just to be clear. I was checking out the daughter but mom was in the way.
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Who cares. You got biotch slapped.
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11-11-2012, 16:35
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Okay, sorry guys. I just got back home. Too many (most are hillarious, thanks!) replies to sort through but I'll address some.
1st - yes, this story could be made up. But so could 99% of every other post on GNG. What about the guy who said he was followed for like 30 minutes? Why not question him? I've been posting about my incidents involving females for like 2 years, you'd think it would be either "Yeah, he's a compulsive liar" or "This guy really gets in messes because he's so stupid." Not both.
I took a picture of my bloody lip. I'm going to post it, but I thought how would any of you know it was me? Pictures of bloody lips are all over the internet but I don't like the idea of my face on GNG. I have some pretty messed up bottom teef so here's what I'm doing: I'm going to post a pic of me with the bloody lip and me with a sign that says "eurodriver" with the same teef. Any dentists on here? Would that work for you all? (I'll wait for some replies before actually wasting my time. Even after posting all my promotion warrants, pictures of me in Iraq, ribbon stacks, counseling jacket, etc etc some of you still don't think I served in the Marine Corps....)
Yes, I did get punched in the mouth on the Marine Corps Birthday. Oh well. I don't celebrate it anymore. I leave that to the real heroes.
No, the guy didn't exactly say that. But the point is he did say something to that effect. To be honest, I really don't have a whole lot of memory leading up to it. (The guy was pretty big. He had to be a solid dude to hold down a hottie like his wife)
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11-11-2012, 17:26
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Eurodriver
I've been posting about my incidents involving females for like 2 years, you'd think it would be either "Yeah, he's a compulsive liar" or "This guy really gets in messes because he's so stupid." Not both.
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I'm voting for both, because it is possible to both be a liar and and stupid.
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11-12-2012, 20:34
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Eurodriver
For the record since I posted this while driving (legal in fl) I was not checking out the mom at all. Just to be clear. I was checking out the daughter but mom was in the way.
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I would have admitted to checking her out and then smiled that she was still :hit:. 
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11-10-2012, 20:57
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Really?? Why even post something asinine as this? Was she checking out your sweet benz after you paid the kids 15 bucks to key it for you? Wow. If its true, some things are better kept to yourself...
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Last edited by JDennis; 11-10-2012 at 20:58..
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11-10-2012, 21:02
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I'm disappointed that it wasn't by the sweet older lady you have the crush on.
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11-10-2012, 21:05
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I think the obvious lesson here is that under similar circumstances the correct response would be to say something such as "Could move to your left/right, please. You are hot but I am trying to check out your daughter." Then there is no confusion as to intentions.
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I never talked to anyone who had to fire their gun who said "I wished I had the smaller gun and fewer rounds with me" Just because you find a hundred people who agree with you on the internet does not mean you're right.
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11-10-2012, 21:05
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Was it worth the look? If so, do nothing and pay them another visit!
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11-10-2012, 21:07
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He's baaaaaaaaack.
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11-10-2012, 21:07
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Isn't that just a damn shame?
Wait, no, it's not.
Moron.
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11-10-2012, 21:12
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He should have just shot you and spared the rest of us your future postings. HH
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11-10-2012, 21:52
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Originally Posted by HollowHead
He should have just shot you and spared the rest of us your future postings. HH
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You took the words out of my mouth.
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11-10-2012, 21:14
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forget the story , so they were hot !!!!! how bout some pics , i know you took some lol . 
dont let all the haters get ya down ,keep on pimping it 
finally no more bs politics threads and this thread shows we have recovered nicely .
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11-10-2012, 21:12
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~ "Mom is a hottie. For what its worth. I mean, she is just smoking!!!" ~
`Find a way to get some Pic`s!
Thanks for the interesting share...
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