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Old 09-19-2012, 06:16   #1
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Proof Jesus was married

Personally it makes sense to me. In those days being 33 and not being married was considered odd.

http://www.nytimes.com/2012/09/19/us...wife.html?_r=1
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Old 09-19-2012, 11:24   #2
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If Mary Magdalene looked like Monica Bellucci (Passion of the Christ)... I'd say he was down right gay if it didn't hit that.

What if Jesus was Gay? He never spoke against homosexuality, and he did hang out with a bunch of dudes and one prostitute that he apparently never touched. Could Christ have been a homosexual?
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I'm 28 and a virgin, and not exactly the holiest person in the world I'm sure it wouldn't have been difficult for the son of God to stay single...
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I'm 28 and a virgin, and not exactly the holiest person in the world I'm sure it wouldn't have been difficult for the son of God to stay single...
All that proves is that you are socially awkward.
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All that proves is that you are socially awkward.
No, it actually proves he wants to present his future wife with the best he can offer.

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Old 09-19-2012, 12:23   #6
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No, it actually proves he wants to present his future wife with the best he can offer.

Thanks for your service MM.
I appreciate the sentiment, but I'm a contractor, not military... those guys deserve the thanks way more than I do

(socially awkward comments are always expected, BTW )
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Old 09-19-2012, 12:41   #7
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What? No thanks for my service?

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Old 09-19-2012, 12:54   #9
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No, it actually proves he wants to present his future wife with the best he can offer.
LOL Practice makes perfect. A 3 minute exhibition is not really going to be considered the "Best" he can offer. You can hope you're first time out of the gate is going to be this spectacular triumph of sexual prowess... but it's spectacularly unlikely.

You seem to put forth the idea that once you've had sex... you are no longer at your best. How so?
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LOL Practice makes perfect. A 3 minute exhibition is not really going to be considered the "Best" he can offer. You can hope you're first time out of the gate is going to be this spectacular triumph of sexual prowess... but it's spectacularly unlikely.

You seem to put forth the idea that once you've had sex... you are no longer at your best. How so?
I won't buy a car without a test drive and I'm only gonna keep it a few years at most, just sayin.
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LOL Practice makes perfect. A 3 minute exhibition is not really going to be considered the "Best" he can offer. You can hope you're first time out of the gate is going to be this spectacular triumph of sexual prowess... but it's spectacularly unlikely.

You seem to put forth the idea that once you've had sex... you are no longer at your best. How so?
Well, think of it like this:

How many diseases out there in the sexual realm are ones that you cannot give back? Quite a few.

What a nice wedding gift?
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LOL Practice makes perfect. A 3 minute exhibition is not really going to be considered the "Best" he can offer. You can hope you're first time out of the gate is going to be this spectacular triumph of sexual prowess... but it's spectacularly unlikely.

You seem to put forth the idea that once you've had sex... you are no longer at your best. How so?
If you get in a 747 to fly across the ocean and you ask your pilot, "How many times have you done this?", do you want him to say, This is my first time to fly anything", or do you want him to say, "I don't remember, I do it all the time."?
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All that proves is that you are socially awkward.
Actually it proves he's as "Aberrant" as believers like to say Homosexuals are.

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Old 09-24-2012, 05:29   #14
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All that proves is that you are socially awkward.
No, if he said he was 16 and still a virgin, he'd be "socially awkward." At 28, he's just in the closet, so his post actually supports the "Jesus might have been gay" argument.
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I'm 28 and a virgin, and not exactly the holiest person in the world I'm sure it wouldn't have been difficult for the son of God to stay single...
Well first we are assuming that such a person as Christ even existed. But that he was the offspring of the creator of the universe is an even greater leap. First it requires assuming there is even a creator at all. And to say you're a virgin... well... I've heard that before LOL. There's no way to verify that.
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Just a man like any other. I wonder what he would say if he could know how his teachings have been so distorted.
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Just a man like any other. I wonder what he would say if he could know how his teachings have been so distorted.
I often wonder this too. For instance, it drives me nuts when people claim that Jesus did not say He was God.


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'Oh ye of little faith,' Before everyone gets too carried away with this quasi-religious, pseudo-intellectual farce:

(1) The Apostle Paul specifically preached against, both, the Copts and Gnostic heresies.

(2) Christ, Himself, was - and is - married to His bride: THE CHURCH!

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...g-experts.html

If you found a message in a Chinese fortune cookie that said, 'You will, perhaps, be a rich man someday.' would you believe it? Would it be, 'true'? This is pseudointellectual nonsense, people, and should be treated that way.

During His lifetime, here on earth, the Lord Jesus Christ was repeatedly accused of being a patron of Satan, the devil. If, tomorrow morning, someone discovers a parchment that says, 'Christ is in league with the devil.' does THAT make the statement true?

Remember there is, still, a huge segment of the earth's population that does NOT believe Jesus of Nazareth is the biblical Messiah. These people do a lot of writing, too. Does that mean they are correct?

Really, this is intellectual nonsense; and bears neither one way, nor another on the true nature of Christ and His life. The one thing we do know that is irrefutable about the life and person of the biblical Jesus of Nazareth is that He perfectly fulfilled The Law. A part of that Law DOES SAY, 'Be fruitful and multiply.' If Christ is the head of the church; and the church is His bride, then, Jesus Christ did, indeed, keep that commandment; and whether or not He did so in a carnal fashion is simply NOT germane to Christian faith.

As for Mary Magdalene? She is a reformed whore. As such, and in an important allegorical sense, Mary Magdalene represents the almost irrepressible urge of the (wandering) human soul to go a whoring. That's it! This and her, 'discovery' of the Risen Christ represent Mary Magdalene's real spiritual significance to Christian faith.

Somebody's been watching too many reruns of The Da Vinci Code.

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(1) The Apostle Paul specifically preached against, both, the Copts and Gnostic heresies.
I fully believe that Paul took this position, but that doesn't mean he was correct.

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This metaphor has always struck me as a bit odd. God created the church and then married it? Isn't that a little incestuest? Like marrying your own daughter? The whole thing strikes me as a poorly formed analogy developed by an unsophisticated people to help them explain their relationship with the deity they created to explain natural phenomenon.
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