-if the first thing you grab when you wife kicks you out and wants a divorce is your guns, and you go back the next day for your clothes.
-if you go through a case of soda a week, so you have something to shoot
-if you ask your commander to count your m249 SAW as a field loss.(he said no :()
-if your weekly shooting budget is just under 1/4 your monthly pay.
-if you eat once a day, but your gun does twice
If you can see it you can shoot it, if you can shoot it you can kill it, if you can kill it you can eat it, unless its people.