I like it...Simple, economy of words, comes straight to the point and makes a statment that can not be misconstrued. Why didn't I think of that? And best of all, It's True!!!
Hello, my name is Bob and I'm a gun nut! The last time I caressed...I mean held and fired a gun was yesterday!
If you think there should be some sort of support group for gun nuts. Not to help them quit, but to help them be more accurate, faster, better, get a bigger collection, etc.
Couldn't call it GNA (Gun Nuts Anonymous) Any suggestions???