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Old 12-30-2006, 22:25   #612
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G20-IWB24/7 posted a thread in G-N-G titled "You might be a "Glocktalk-er" if. . . . : (Link ) Some are gun nut enough to add to the list:


If your wife/girlfriend automatically holds your non-dominant hand while shopping at the mall, so you can get to your gun faster.

If you've ever had someone say "D%#N" after showing them your ammunition stash.

If youíve ever had someone Holy Sh&% after seeing your gun collection. ...And itís the curator of a gun museum!

If your watch and ring are NOT the most expensive metal objects in your possession.

If you've ever rewound the movie "Mr. & Mrs. Smith" to watch the Glock 18 action again, and not to watch Angelina Jolie's figure.

If you've ever made a comment during a movie's firefight like, "well, that gun is only an 8+1 , so you know this is totally fake."

If someone uses the word "bug" you immediately start looking at everybody's ankles.

If all of your favorite stores are "Surefire-authorized Dealers."

If you carry more rounds of ammunition than there are days in the month.

If you don't like nachos, but you've had them once at Wal-Mart anyways, "for tradition's sake."

If you can't wait for a SHTF occasion, and double dog dare any zombies to come to your house

If you get physically ill when you read the letters ATF

If you have ever kissed or hugged your gun

If you really want to/have take[n] pictures of your dogs next to your guns

If you have pictures of your cats with your guns

If you cringe when you see a character in a movie point a Glock and hear a the sound of a revolver hammer cocking on the soundtrack.

If you feel the intense need to show off your arsenal at every possible moment

If you have a special online photo album just for your favorite gun pics
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