Just for fun I went to howstuffworks.com and typed in "women"
Results 2 and 3 are “PMS” and “Alcohol” respectively.
Check it out...
"Do this. Don't do that. Stay back in line. Where's tax receipt? Fill out form. Let's see license. Submit six copies. Exit only. No left turn. No right turn. Queue up and pay fine. Take back and get stamped. Drop dead— but first get permit." -Robert Heinlein