My feeble attempt:
From the house:
Three pairs undershorts/socks.
Fully brimmed white fishing hat.
Fully lined nylon windbreaker.
Travel atomic clock/alarm, uses two triple a's.
Academy Sports stuff:
$250-Henry AR-7 survival rifle w/apx 400 extra rds.
$40 -Game Winner H 2,0 compatible back pack.
$20 -100oz water bladder.
$25 -6' X 5' two person dome tent.
$2 -50 ft coghlans camo cord.
$1.25 -coleman salt-n-pepper shaker(essentials).
$3 -coleman mosquito head net.
$1 -household twine.
$2 -two coleman orange match holders w/matches.
$8 -Sparkie fire starter.
$4 -4 function whistle (whistle, compass, thermometer, magnifier).
$4 -coghlans pocket saw.
$13 -solar powered w/battery flashlight.
$5 -stainless cup.
$4 -quart/gallon zip lock bags.
$6 -Sterno folding emergency stove.
$5 -two pack cans of sterno.
Running total: $393.25(actual $333.12). I rounded up on all of the items to make it easier to read and it helps to account for the gas that will have to go back into the truck.