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Old 07-10-2013, 06:40   #1
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An Irishman

An Irishman goes into the confessional box after years
of being away from the Church. He is amazed to find a
fully equipped bar with Guinness on tap.

On the other wall is a dazzling array of the finest cigars
and chocolates in the world.

When the priest comes in, the Irishman excitedly begins,
”Father, forgive me, for it’s been a very long time since
I’ve been to confession, but I must first admit that the
confessional box is much more inviting than it used to be.”

The priest replies, “Get out. You’re on my side.”
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