Not me. All I get to drive is a Ford Focus.
How is that car's roof lights still on? Wouldn't it have shorted out with the hood submurged like that?
There are at least two sides to every story. I just heard yours and, indeed, you appear to be the victim. But I can't stop wondering what the other side has to say.
Oh, g-d, if only LEOs can be indemnified from willfully ignoring the stupid!