I don't drink, but I had 1 beer a year ago, just one 12 oz bottle, and It got me drunk as hell, maybe it's because I don't ever drink that one beer will light me up
Years ago it was suggested that an apple a day kept the doctor away. But since all the doctors are now muslim, I've found that a bacon sandwich works best!
If you're gonna be stupid, don't pull up short. Saddle up and ride it all the way in.