Ummmmmm, ah, yes, well, you see, I have a problem with this sort of behavior.
The officer seems to be engaged in the act of not wearing his hat.
Also, the story makes no mention of whether or not an appointment was made beforehand, nor provides any information as to the hotness level of the mom.
It wouldn't surprise me one bit if the officer stole the bike from some other kid, then planted some dope in the handgrips, just so he could bust the little girl later.
He better be careful or he's gonna wear out those jackboots before his shift is half over. Then he'd be walking around with no shoes AND no hat. Just sayin'.
Great story for a Sunday morning!