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Old 04-14-2013, 19:13   #24
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Join Date: Feb 2006
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Originally Posted by NeverMore1701 View Post
I think the best thing you could do to prepare (besides thoroughly oiling up) is to practice bending over, touching your toes, and spelling the word "run" as loudly as possible.

I appreciate your expert advice...

tell me, is it best to wear a wig or does the donkey not care?

Based on your level of experience of course.
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