If they are going to insist in getting into your private life then go all the way.
Fire an employee that uses a cell phone while driving.
Definitely fire dopers.
Fire employees that don't eat enough fresh fruit.
Fire employees that drive too old a (unsafe) car.
Fire an employee that doesn't get enough sleep.
Of course fire everyone when they reach the age of 50.
Fire any woman with big boobs and a nice butt. She is a distraction that may get someone hurt while looking at her.
No, I'm really tired of people, government, work, whatever getting into peoples private lives.
As a pilot it was my responsibility to maintain decent enough health to fly but I think such as that is the limit.