I talked to a female captain today that is the personal assistant or whatever to an Army general.
She remarked that they were headed to Korea tonight for a couple of weeks.
I told her to stay safe, especially with what's going on, which puzzled her. I mentioned the current tensions and she hadn't heard of any of it...
Either she is clueless, or the situation isn't that serious...
"That's a big bite of crap sandwich, my friend..."
Rabbi - "Anyways, that is a beautiful car. Bill probably already farted in it."