Five Star Home & Garden
(with a star for each major job category you do - figure it out LOL)
Sharp House & Hedge
(this would work very well if your last name happened to be Sharp, or Sharpe ... but it probably isn't, is it? I guess "House & Hedge" works well though - just put your name(s) in front of it)
"For The Work You'd Rather Pay For"
I am the Cheese. I am the best character on this show. I am better than both the salami and the baloney combined.