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Old 02-19-2013, 20:59   #6
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Originally Posted by IGotIt View Post
A U. S. Navy destroyer stops four Mexicans in a row boat
rowing toward California .

The Captain gets on the loud-hailer and shouts, "Ahoy, small

craft, where are you headed?"

One of the Mexicans puts down his oar, stands up, and shouts,

"We are invading the United States of America to reclaim the
territory taken by the USA during the 1800's."

The entire crew of the destroyer doubles over in laughter.

When the Captain is finally able to catch his breath, he gets back

on the loud-hailer and asks, "Just the four of you?"

The same Mexican stands up again and shouts, "No, we're the last four. The rest are already there!"
But what the Captain failed to mention was that he had already arranged air transport for them...without parachutes.
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