Originally Posted by BEER
i take that back, she left with the glock 19 i bought for her, the george foreman grill, and those stupid freaking "unusable" hand towels she bought for the bathroom.
You got off easy. Take a few days off for thoughtful (sober) contemplation of all the things you silently considered doing if you hadn't been tied down in a relationship. Always consider an apocalypse a chance to change your life for the better.
Good luck, amigo!