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Originally Posted by BEER
i take that back, she left with the glock 19 i bought for her, the george foreman grill, and those stupid freaking "unusable" hand towels she bought for the bathroom.
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You got off easy. Take a few days off for thoughtful (sober) contemplation of all the things you silently considered doing if you hadn't been tied down in a relationship. Always consider an apocalypse a chance to change your life for the better.
Good luck, amigo!