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Old 01-28-2013, 13:46   #89
Batesmotel
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Jeff Foxworthy joke.

Sophisticated people buy insurance policies.
Rednecks buy lottery tickets.

Now the painful part.
When my mom died we found a small box that was labeled Insurance. It contained two identical stacks of Idaho State lottery tickets. One to pay out to me and one for my sister.
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