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Old 01-28-2013, 13:46   #89
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Jeff Foxworthy joke.

Sophisticated people buy insurance policies.
Rednecks buy lottery tickets.

Now the painful part.
When my mom died we found a small box that was labeled Insurance. It contained two identical stacks of Idaho State lottery tickets. One to pay out to me and one for my sister.
If it can't get you in trouble, it's not an adventure.
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