Which is why I've always advocated that instead of school security officers, schools should have students' parents take up security functions.
First and foremost, parents have the greatest stake, and interest, in ensuring their own children's safety. Also, as I learned on the internet, CCWers are natural tactical ninjas that would never need to use the bathroom in the first place!
Sounds like he has nothing left but be a monkey's ASH. It's not like he's got a monkey's manhood left.
And thank YOU for being perfect, all the time, every time. Go forth and reproduce. We need more of you.
Last edited by Patchman; 01-27-2013 at 19:32..