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Old 01-26-2013, 08:20   #10
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Originally Posted by Z71bill View Post
Mary Jo had just gotten out of the bathtub and her husband Bobby Joe had just jumped in the tub when someone knocked on the door.

Mary Jo grabbed a towel and wrapped it around herself and went to see who was a calling on them.

It was Jim Bob from down the road -

Jim Bob saw that Mary Jo only had a towel on and said -

I will give you $500 in cash right now if you drop your towel --

Mary Jo thought for a second - then dropped her towel -

Jim Bob stared at her body for a good long while - then handed her $500 in cash and left.

Mary Jo goes back inside and Bobby Joe asks her - who was at the door?

Mary Jo tells him - it was just Jim Bob -

So the husband asks - did he say anything about the $500 he owes me?
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