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Old 01-26-2013, 07:36   #9
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Mary Jo had just gotten out of the bathtub and her husband Bobby Joe had just jumped in the tub when someone knocked on the door.

Mary Jo grabbed a towel and wrapped it around herself and went to see who was a calling on them.


It was Jim Bob from down the road -

Jim Bob saw that Mary Jo only had a towel on and said -

I will give you $500 in cash right now if you drop your towel --

Mary Jo thought for a second - then dropped her towel -

Jim Bob stared at her body for a good long while - then handed her $500 in cash and left.

Mary Jo goes back inside and Bobby Joe asks her - who was at the door?

Mary Jo tells him - it was just Jim Bob -

So the husband asks - did he say anything about the $500 he owes me?
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