Mary Jo had just gotten out of the bathtub and her husband Bobby Joe had just jumped in the tub when someone knocked on the door.
Mary Jo grabbed a towel and wrapped it around herself and went to see who was a calling on them.
It was Jim Bob from down the road -
Jim Bob saw that Mary Jo only had a towel on and said -
I will give you $500 in cash right now if you drop your towel --
Mary Jo thought for a second - then dropped her towel -
Jim Bob stared at her body for a good long while - then handed her $500 in cash and left.
Mary Jo goes back inside and Bobby Joe asks her - who was at the door?
Mary Jo tells him - it was just Jim Bob -
So the husband asks - did he say anything about the $500 he owes me?