A Redneck gets accepted to Harvard. On his first day, he is having trouble finding his way around. He walks up to two upperclassmen and asks, " Hey. Do y'all know where the library is at?" One of the upperclassman sniffs and says, "Here at Harvard, one doesn't end one's sentence with a preposition." The redneck thinks a moment and says, "Pardon me. Can you tell me where the library is at, you *******?"
I said, "Is it good, friend?"
"It is bitter - bitter," he answered;
"But I like it
Because it is bitter,
And because it is my heart."... - Stephen Crane