A Redneck gets accepted to Harvard. On his first day, he is having trouble finding his way around. He walks up to two upperclassmen and asks, " Hey. Do y'all know where the library is at?" One of the upperclassman sniffs and says, "Here at Harvard, one doesn't end one's sentence with a preposition." The redneck thinks a moment and says, "Pardon me. Can you tell me where the library is at, you *******?"
"I don't care, what the future brings
Give a damn, about anything
I'd be fine, if they'd only leave me alone."... - Roger Hodgson