Two rednecks were given a special SAT test to meet their admission requirements to the Military Academy. Soon after the test began the first guy turns to the second guy and asks, "Old MacDonald had a what?"
The other replies, "He had a farm."
The first asks, "How do you spell it?"
To which the second replied, "E-I-E-I-O."
"I don't care, what the future brings
Give a damn, about anything
I'd be fine, if they'd only leave me alone."... - Roger Hodgson