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Old 01-07-2013, 12:44   #347
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Originally Posted by shakazulu12 View Post
I didn't want to have to surprise everybody early, but I figured I should help out here.

Viola, the ZF-1

General Glocking

It's light. Handle's adjustable for easy carrying, good for righties and lefties. Breaks down into four parts, undetectable by x-ray, ideal for quick, discreet interventions. A word on firepower. Titanium recharger, three thousand round clip with bursts of three to three hundred, and with the Replay button - another Zorg invention - it's even easier.

One shot, and replay sends every following shot to the same location. And to finish the job, old Zorg oldies but goldies. Rocket launcher, arrow launcher with exploding poisonous gas heads. Our famous net launcher. The always efficient flamethrower, my favorite.

And for the grand finale, the all new "ice cube" system.
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