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Old 12-29-2012, 20:56   #58
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1. God could explain how all the things in the Bible that can't possibly be true are true.

2. God could post the location of the Garden of Eden, complete with flaming sword, on the Internet.

3. He could apologize to everyone on Earth for taking revenge on all of us for the sins of Adam and Eve. After all, it's been thousands of years and we didn't do it.

4. He could stop punishing us for the sins of Adam And Eve.

5. He could give me a talking snake that wasn't dangerous.
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