Ordered one of these
Looks like an SBR(smaller than daisy BB gun), stupid quiet, very reasonably priced.
"The budget should be balanced, the Treasury should be refilled, public debt should be reduced, the arrogance of officialdom should be tempered
and controlled, and the assistance to foreign lands should be curtailed lest Rome become bankrupt. People must again learn to work, instead of living on public assistance.”
-Cicero, 55 B.C.