I was on my way home and admittedly probably going a little fast, turned onto my next to last road and this Jeep is up my ass.....
I do not get bent about road manners much so I just ignore it, get to final turn and he is UP my ass, cannot even see his headlights.
Mind you; I drive a 3/4 ton diesel with a big ass bumper, I slow to almost a stop and turn onto my street, he is giving me a colonoscopy at this point, I pull over and slam on brakes and roll down window. This is a pretty rural area, I lean out the window and say "Is there an issue here?". I have a revolver and cell phone in hands.
This little retard starts yelling "I saw you speeding down my road dammit!!!" "I got your plates!!!"
I calmly say "are you a Law Enforcement Officer?" "what if I am", OK, so you are not, turn around and go home. "NO!, I saw you speeding!".
"Why don't you get out of your Jeep and come to my truck window and talk about this?"
"NO!" "I got yo plates!"
OK, I have yours too, get out and say what you have to say or turn your ass around and go home.
"NO!" "I am turning you in for speeding!"
Great, I have 911 dialing right now, what's your name?
"You are calling the cops?"
Yep. Now turn around and go HOME jackass.
"I seen you, I seen your truck and plates, you're a SPEEDER!"
whips a u turn and goes home.
what kind of special retard is this?