Originally Posted by barbedwiresmile
As for my preferred "melee" weapon: I'm thinking a big halberd like the Swiss guards use. That with some tights and a funny hat and I'll be the coolest at the mall dress up survival party.
See y'all at the melee.
The whole time while reading this thread I had been thinking Lochaber Axe
. Wear the kilt sans briefs for extra shock value.