I hope all you that think your cute by saying that "you lost them in a fishing accident" know that if by chance the government does come to your house to confiscate your guns that won't work.
They will smile nod and then rip your house apart down to the studs. All the while you and your family will be hog ties in the front yard.
Those that resist will die quickly.
Those that comply will be slaves quickly.
It sounds like we all need a plan D. I would say get out and vote but your fellow citizens voted for the people that are most likely to implement such a plan.