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Old 10-14-2012, 08:45   #5
Dennis in MA
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Location: Taunton, MA
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Dear (insert name here),

How about them (name of local sports team)? I have often longed to work at (insert company name) for years. In fact, my dad is a big fan of your products. I know your stock has done (well, poorly - pick one) and I'm excited to be part of the team.

Thank you for your interest. Watch out for that (insert upcoming weather event).

Lack of sincerely,

My name here.
The truth is you're the weak. And I'm the tyranny of evil men. But I'm tryin', Ringo. I'm tryin' real hard to be the shepherd.
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