1. AAA chippy - uh, ALWAYS goes up during the summer??? No. Thank you for playing our "let's extend a stereotype" home game.
2. Woman at the pump - can someone give her an appointment at the salon??? What is up with that hair?
The truth is you're the weak. And I'm the tyranny of evil men. But I'm tryin', Ringo. I'm tryin' real hard to be the shepherd.