Originally Posted by Altaris
Unfortunately you are right. I wanted to post this the other day because it is absolutely hilarious, but I figure the language police would get their panties in a wad over it.
I am not the language police, I am from the dept of protocol and standards.
Section 3.5.1-L of the Police Dress Code stipulates that the Language Police cannot wear panties while on enforcement duties. The standard issue are kelvar lined adult diapers.