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Old 10-09-2012, 02:55   #14
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Originally Posted by The Maggy View Post
Took a nice big long draw off of a piss bottle, realized it to late, had to swallow the mouthful that I had already taken. I was getting paid as an E-3 at the time.

A cockroach for a few million dollars? Give me a little salt and a little lime.

I had a buddy that always bought some horrible brand of vodka that had a scorpion in the bottle, finish the bottle eat the scorpion. At first I thought it was disgusting, I didn't even want to look at the bottle when we would drink it... then I finally got down to the scorpion's level and it wasn't that bad.
Id prefer the pee and scorpion to a roach, personally.

But that's pretty gross.
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