Originally Posted by Woofie
Elongated toilet bowls are important. Helps to keep your junk from touching the front of the owl if you're seated too far forward.
ETA That's bowl, not owl. If you're touching an owl with your junk you have other issues.
Hey, that owl was BEGGING for it. Did you see the way it was just STARING at my junk????? Freaky, man. Acting all innocent when I called It out. Who???????? Whattya mean who? YOU, m***********, why you starting at me? You want some of this? Say WHO one more time. Go ahead.
Just saying. Had to be there.
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