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Old 10-05-2012, 19:38   #937
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Originally Posted by Woofie View Post
Elongated toilet bowls are important. Helps to keep your junk from touching the front of the owl if you're seated too far forward.

ETA That's bowl, not owl. If you're touching an owl with your junk you have other issues.
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I don't know if I told you guys about my run in with the kidney stone and the surgery and general anesthesia I had for it, but I drink as much water as I can tolerate most days because I don't want to repeat it.

Six hours or so of holding it in combined with waking up out of a dead sleep makes for a long pee that is easy to nod back off in the middle of.
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