Lady walks by me the other day at the Mercedes dealer and says, "I just love your hair." I'm thinking, cool, let the flirting begin, then she says "I just love grey hair on men, can't wait till my husband is old enough to get some grey."
Ouch. 
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You want a toe? I can get you a toe, believe me. There are ways, Dude. You don't wanna know about it, believe me.
He's silly and he's ignorant, but he's got guts and guts is enough.
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