You are 21358 days old.
That's 3051 weeks and 1 days.
Which is 58 years and 173 days, including 15 leap years*.
(= 58 years, 24 weeks and 5 days.)
In other words, that's 702 months.
Therefore, you are 58.5 years old.
You've spent 9 months trying to get out of the vajayjay
and 58.5 years trying to get back in one
If you're gonna be stupid, don't pull up short. Saddle up and ride it all the way in.
I am a professional I always aim true whether firing single shots or full automatic, I know neither fatigue nor failure I would take pride in my work but for one thing, I do not know my target, I am not the one that kills, that distinction belongs to the man who pulls my trigger, I am an assault rifle my name is Kalashnikov
Last edited by Dalton Wayne; 10-03-2012 at 00:22..