You are 21358 days old.
That's 3051 weeks and 1 days.
Which is 58 years and 173 days, including 15 leap years*.
(= 58 years, 24 weeks and 5 days.)
In other words, that's 702 months.
Therefore, you are 58.5 years old.
You've spent 9 months trying to get out of the vajayjay
and 58.5 years trying to get back in one
As Stephen F. Roberts so famously said speaking with a Christian apologist "I contend that we are both atheists. I just believe in one fewer god than you do. When you understand why you dismiss all the other possible gods, you will understand why I dismiss yours."
Last edited by Dalton Wayne; 10-02-2012 at 23:22..