You are 21358 days old.
That's 3051 weeks and 1 days.
Which is 58 years and 173 days, including 15 leap years*.
(= 58 years, 24 weeks and 5 days.)
In other words, that's 702 months.
Therefore, you are 58.5 years old.
You've spent 9 months trying to get out of the vajayjay
and 58.5 years trying to get back in one
Years ago it was suggested that an apple a day kept the doctor away. But since all the doctors are now muslim, I've found that a bacon sandwich works best!
If you're gonna be stupid, don't pull up short. Saddle up and ride it all the way in.
Last edited by Dalton Wayne; 10-02-2012 at 23:22..