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Old 10-02-2012, 04:54   #130
Clutch Cargo
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Join Date: Nov 2010
Location: DFW
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1. Borrow a fire hydrant hose and fire hydrant wrench from the city I retired from.
2. Turn on the water cannon.
3. Watch neighbor scream like a girl.

That said, none of my neighbors have the fortitude to spray me. They all think I'm some sort of gang member because I'm a 3 piece patch motorcycle club member. Neighbors come to me when they need help. In return, they watch my place when I travel. Great little gig we have going.
I'm not as think as you drunk I am.
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