1. Borrow a fire hydrant hose and fire hydrant wrench from the city I retired from.
2. Turn on the water cannon.
3. Watch neighbor scream like a girl.
That said, none of my neighbors have the fortitude to spray me. They all think I'm some sort of gang member because I'm a 3 piece patch motorcycle club member. Neighbors come to me when they need help. In return, they watch my place when I travel. Great little gig we have going.
I'm not as think as you drunk I am.