Get video camera rolling - walk into the street in front of neighbor's house - when neighbor comes out to ask WTF are you doing - get 911 on the phone to get it on tape - YELL at the neighbor - saying things like
I am afraid for my life --
Stand back I have a gun --
I am just standing my ground --
I have the right to stand my ground --
Iím armed and my life is in danger --
I will use my firearm to defend myself --
Oh wait - that doesn't work so well after all - never mind..