LMFAO... That's the terminal battle of all men. I can go as far as present the little lady with forensic and scientific proof/evidence and I'm still wrong. Other then those two things I really can't complain much. But damn, like $10,000 worth of my stuff gone in seven days cause she went on a cleaning frenzy. She regularly makes stuff vanish but when she does a cleaning frenzy I damn near lose my mind when I come home from work and it looks like all my stuff got looted.
I've tried engaging this enemy but all it really accomplishes is pissing her off cause I'm absent minded and accusitory (while she swears up and down she either never saw it or put it back) and so and so forth and I end up in my hammock out in the garage.