Coffee Trees are not what you think
Rumors have finally been confirmed that coffee doesn't grow on trees.
In a surprising statement from Juan Valdez, Juan admitted that coffee beans are not really beans, instead they are legumes that grow in the ground.
Elaborate tunnels are constructed to harvest the crop every year. The left-over tunnels are then turned into breezeways for cabanas.
Juan firmly denied that the so-called coffee trees seen in advertisements are actually money trees. He says instead they are merely drawings from his child hood.
Quis custodiet ipsos custodes? - Juvenal