Upon acquiring additional records after going to Helen Hunt for them, reporters discovered that Mrs. Hunt's federal prosecution has been given a green light by a judicial review board after researching the highlighted autopsy results of Helen Waite, the vacationing 58 year old hospital spokesperson from Alaska who was accidentally killed by a SWAT team during an Old Navy armed robbery.
When reached for comment, Mrs. Hunt advised, "While the six robbers each had a single bullet wound causing their deaths, Mrs. Waite was shot at least three times. We think this needs to be thoroughly investigated on a federal level using all the resources of the government in order to find out the reasons why so many shots were used."
“After a shooting spree, they always want to take the guns away from the people who didn't do it.” - William S. Burroughs
"Nothing we're gonna do is going to fundamentally alter or eliminate the possibility of another mass shooting or guarantee that [our gun ban legislation] will bring gun deaths down..." - VPOTUS Joe Biden
"Love 'Em All!!! Let Jehovah sort 'em out." - The Holy Bible
"Thanks, but I typically don't follow the advice of condescending dolts." -GT's own: badge315
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