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Old 07-14-2012, 17:14   #436
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Upon acquiring additional records after going to Helen Hunt for them, reporters discovered that Mrs. Hunt's federal prosecution has been given a green light by a judicial review board after researching the highlighted autopsy results of Helen Waite, the vacationing 58 year old hospital spokesperson from Alaska who was accidentally killed by a SWAT team during an Old Navy armed robbery.

When reached for comment, Mrs. Hunt advised, "While the six robbers each had a single bullet wound causing their deaths, Mrs. Waite was shot at least three times. We think this needs to be thoroughly investigated on a federal level using all the resources of the government in order to find out the reasons why so many shots were used."
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