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Old 07-13-2012, 02:22   #434
Peace Warrior
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Under sworn deposition, the Huaco Kid made the following statement:

Originally Posted by Huaco Kid View Post
Once, I was wearing mine at walmart, while trying to decide which toothpaste would make my teeth the whitest, when some SWAT guys grabbed me and said they needed me to cover their backs.

We blasted, code 3, across the parking lot towards the Old Navy. I hunkered down behind the cement petunia planter while they made a tactical entry. I tried to pick off all the guys running out with bags that had dollar signs on them, but I only managed about a 75% kill rate.

Afterwards, they all wanted to pose for pictures with me and we went to the bar and they paid the tab. ...
“After a shooting spree, they always want to take the guns away from the people who didn't do it.” - William S. Burroughs

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