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pm9-stuffed nemesis stoked with short-barrel +p gold dots
comp-tac teklok mag carrier
novatac 120p
benchmade 810
spec-ops wallet
strong brand id holder for my ccw permits
keys attached to case logic 2-usb holder
fox mean green 2 oz. in a body glove clip holder i got off ebay
citizen titanium skyhawk
raybans
paracord bracelet made by a member from another board
and if that don't work, i've advised my pair of cats that they are my last line of defense - cat nunchukas...