-if you convince your new wife to go to Valhalla in CO 'because of the shopping,' but she knows that the whole gun safe is coming with you.
-if your US Army unit armorer calls YOU and says, "You have too much stuff, we don't have the facilities at this POST to hold it all."
Family Values and Traditions
So 'true'. Nothing 'false' with a dog.
Either they love you, or they can't stand you.